I gave up pamento cheese
Dominos delivery
Whiskey sours
Apple pies
Finger-lickin chicken fried
Are gastronomic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave em up a while ago
Dont do no death-defyin
Rollercoster ridin
Now days I just take it slow
Every since we started datin
I been compensating
To keep from gettin up
To heaven any quicker Cause
Shes hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin hard on the ticker
Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy hits the floor
Silky hair, scarlet lips
Swingin double-jointed hips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear
Its partly pleasure, partly fear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin
Feelin like the end is near
I oughta get a policy
A double indemnity
Itd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer Cause
Shes hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin hard on the ticker
Thats my girl
Yeah, shes hard on the ticker
I oughta get a policy
A double indemnity
Itd make my benificiary
A whole lot richer
Oh, shes hard on the ticker
Shes hard on the ticker
Hey, shes hard on the ticker
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